Umm, Lynch(e) is an actual surname. Let’s not get ridiculous, now.

I have a deep and abiding love for Al Franken, dating back to watching SNL when I was way too young to be watching SNL. Plus he can draw the United States by memory. Plus he’s my senator.

Pence has the best strategy here, probably established since before Trump took office: Lay low, be bland, don’t be noticed by ANYONE. He’s like that one person in every Settlers of Catan game: while the others are squabbling and sabotaging each other and stealing wood and sheep and busting up the Longest Road left and…

Hopefully this asshole

He also insists on being called “Dr. Gorka”. If I ever meet him I’m going to make a point of calling him “Mr. Gorka”.

In the words of Tucker93 above:

Update: it’s unanimous now, they all resigned.

Holy shit, it is. I thought you were joking, but it’s totally an acrostic. I guess that’s what happens when you get a bunch of arts majors to write a resignation letter.

The letter is an acrostic which spells out “RESIST”

Reproach...
Elevating...
Speaking...
Ignoring
Supremacy...
Thank You...

It’s not a new thing for judges…

I thought they could do a bit of Movie Magic and cast him as both angel and demon. But one or the other will do just as well, yes indeed.

Today I learned that most statues largely rely on their own weight to keep them anchored. Which is good to know. Also this, now and forever:

“He did not so much fall, as saunter vaguely downward.”

Wait. WAIT. Good Omens on Amazon starring DAVID MOTHERFUCKING TENNANT AS CROWLEY? I had no idea this was remotely on the horizon. I am ready.

I was neutral on Taylor Swift prior to this lawsuit. I now have a newfound respect for her. She acknowledges she has the privilege and bank account to fight. Her $1 settlement is an enormous win for all of us women who have been sexually assaulted (which sadly, is most women).

David Tenant as Crowley and Michael Sheen as Aziraphael?

She isn’t spotless, but I think she’s pretty fantastic.

Agreed. Don’t worry about bruising my ego; I’m not here for pats on the back. Just tell me what I can do to help.

On why the front of her skirt was not lifted:

After we’re a smoking, irradiated ruin, Trump will be all, “What, that was for real? I was just joking, can’t anybody take a joke? lol”