They are delightful in a way the Freedom From Religion Foundation just can’t be. The Satanic Temple claims religious belief, so they can demand their equal share of the public space allocated to things like Ten Commandments monuments, or after school programs. As a fervent atheist, I seriously *heart* the Satanic…

Finally, an election result we can be proud of.

“Hags before stags” is my next (read: first) tattoo. Brilliant.

Just what I’m envisioning!

These are both worthy options, but I’m all in for Baba Yaga. Once we’re no longer lethal-sex desirable, we are all the crone. Our wisdom is our power. Our rejection of the patriarchy is the reason they fear us. We surround ourselves with our sisters because Fuck Dudes. We are mysterious and strong and don’t care what…

You suggest the best accessories.

Voted Baba Yaga, and if there isn’t a palette out in time for Christmas, Imma be pissed.

Oh, that does not look healthy.

This was the final four of my dreams. It’s no coincidence each of these valiant competitors, in her own way, destroys men. Women: fueling the patriarchy’s nightmares since forever.

I’m voting female rage all the way. In any other contest I’d like to see dragons win but COME ON. Baba Yaga has been a feminist icon before we knew we needed one.

Parent here: I agree. My emotional support comes from friends and (age appropriate) family, as well as my spouse—although I also firmly believe your spouse should not be your majority support base, either, because shit happens. My teenagers are nice people, but Jesus shit, are they their own bundles of emotional…

This gives me special tingles.

My introduction to both authors, as well. After Good Omens, I came to love both Gaiman and Pratchett. They had different styles, but the same British gift (I think it’s genetic at this point) of hilariously scathing observation.

The “saunter vaguely downward” line is one of my favorite of ever. It says so much in so…

I have been dream-casting the adaptation of this book since 1995 when I first read it. In my 22 years of thinking about it, I’ve not thought of anything better than Tennant as Crowley. *weeps tears of joy*

Oh, boo. BOOOO!

You’re absolutely right about his temperament. With many GOP senators openly calling out his stupid tweets and statements, I wonder what they’re going to do with this. I believe there was some legislation set in motion a while back to make it harder for POTUS to declare war, because he is exactly an impulsive toddler.…

Soooo... any chance we could pick up the pace on that Russia investigation? If we could just go ahead and get to that impeachment as quickly as possible, that’d be great.

That child with a baby is only three years older than my sweet, dumb (in an endearing, adolescent way) son. He doesn’t have a full driver’s license yet. He’s hoping to land his first after school job soon. The thought of him procreating three years from now makes me feel light-headed.

Oh! She did bust out “snatch you bald-headed” too! Thank you for reminding me of that gem.

Agree. This was almost a parody of a Southernism.