I’m a zillionth generation Southerner. My grandmother (1908-1990) used to threaten to “snatch you by the hide” if she caught a child misbehaving. Or entering the adult sanctum of the formal dining room. She’s the only person I’ve ever heard use such a phrase.

I love her belly, too! She has the best beach body.

Videos like this make me wonder about how other intelligent animals experience their bodies. It must feel good to play and jump into the air and roll onto the back and wave at the clouds, but good how? Is it a great stretch in the muscles, the pleasing warmth of the sun on the belly, the thrill of freefalling into the…

I recently finished reading Notorious RBG, and was pleased it included numerous excerpts from her opinions. She’s a brilliant writer and jurist.

I have loved this character for 30+ years. I was so excited for the reboot. Eccleston was electric. Tennant was great, too. By the time Smith was cast, my smile started to slip. How come, in the 21st century, people like me were still being relegated to the companion’s role—Doctor Donna being a single plot point of an…

My Baby Boomer mom only recently stopped telling her friends I’m an authoress, after years of me reminding her I’m an author or writer.

Don’t know about the foundation, but she uses a killer bronzer.

They aren’t exactly doing a bang-up job of even that. The whole paradigm of American policing needs to be scrapped.

Goddammit, cops. Sir Robert Peel figured this shit out in the 1820's. Get your heads out of your asses, police departments. Remember who and what police officers are supposed to be and do.

Peel’s 9 Principles of Policing

Oooo, I like it.

Of course! No one should do anything that makes them uncomfortable. But you might not be invited over again.

I’m sorry, friend, I wish I could.

Oh no, spanking should always be consensual! I’m sorry you’ve been hit when you didn’t want to be. A well-aimed dick punch sounds appropriate.

That would be so hot.

Tender sex as a MO gets on my last nerve. It’s ok sometimes, but other times you might want to get a little boisterous. Rough even. And when you growl, “Spank me,” and your tender lover goes wide-eyed and whispers, “I could never cause you pain,” that’s when you know this just isn’t going to work.

Mary Lee’s eyes have more life in them.

We don’t have to wait for an arbitrary week to appreciate a fabulous broad like Mary Lee.

Thank you for suggesting alternative fragrances. I recently discovered Light Blue and went gaga over it, but didn’t purchase because D&G. I’ll check out these other scents.

some women have revolted and burned down the huts, declaring areas “chhaupadi-free zones.”

Nope, I hadn’t seen that before. But it is super catchy! The video reminds me of a long-form version of the Gap’s swing dancing khaki commercials from the 90's. I’m all for more positivity in music and media in general. If Yachty is bringing it, this old head gives the nod of approval.