Can't be because you're a dumbass who help run a game studio with a lot of potential into the dirt.

This isn't April 1st, is it?

Skyfall is absolutely fantastic.

The Alliance soldiers in Firefly wore the battle armor from Starship Troopers.

Here's hoping that, once the Battle of the Five Armies is released outside of theaters, that dutiful fans will re-edit The Hobbit down to two, if not one movie for comparison.

Grievous may have been mostly machine parts, but he still had plenty of organic components.

To quote a friend of my father, "Hey man, Vulcan has an equator."

Dat green screen, though.

Seriously now, the Evil Dead reboot's tree scene is so much fucking gnarlier than the original's. In the original, she gets raped by the trees; horrifying, but less so. In the reboot, she gets possessed by this slimy tree-root worm that forces its way inside of her, and at NO POINT in the movie COMES BACK OUT.

I've been told EVE Online is the most complicated game currently still being played. True/False, and evidence if possible?

Last time Ron Howard talked about his Dark Tower project, it was three films with two television series bridging the gaps: one would act as a simple bridge between films, while the other would serve as Roland's tale of Susan from Act 2 of Wizard and Glass.

Which thing?

Tis a shame that Hammer wasn't around until after Peter was abducted.

I absolutely love the first and second VHS movies, and Viral did them both an utter disservice. The idea was that somehow, either by a secret group of obsessives or some evil/supernatural force, these horrific acts and scenarios (either from our world or some parallel dimension) were being transferred onto videotapes…

Hello, T-Bag.

Has there been official confirmation that the Alien in the Test Tube was a Kree? I was under the impression we were still not sure what race that being fell into.

He literally turned into DUST AND DISAPPEARED. Kevin never did that.

Never compromise. Not even in the face of armageddon.

Just like Moviebob said about the Uncanny Valley in Tron Legacy, "It's the eyes, it's always the eyes."

Courtesy of GameStop following Best Buy's example, I get to pick up my copy at 9pm PST this Sunday. I'm so fucking pumped, and I'm the closest thing from a dudebro possible (I have a hand-knit Jayne hat that I asked a friend to make for me, for god's sake).