I just finished This Book is Full of Spiders: Seriously Dude, Don't Touch It by David Wong, the sequel to cult classic John Dies at the End. I've just now started the mindwarper S. by J.J. Abrams and Doug Dorst. S. is basically two stories merged together: imagine finding a novel from a parallel universe, written by a…

HAHAHA, fucking Bullet in the Face.

Jesus Christ, why do so many people hate the Seahawks? That map is ridiculous.

Not gonna lie, that looks WAY more like the Nostalgia Critic than Yahtzee Croshaw.

Cloud killed Aeris.

I can't tell on the page this is on; can I actually BUY a copy of this? I want it on my shelf.

Could be that they dismantled the ship to repurpose it, like the settlers of America.

Hemorrhage was like that in Halo 1/2 when it was Blood Gulch and Coagulation, respectively.

That's what old-school SFX looks like when you film in in HD.

You got a better name for one of the oldest tropes in existence? http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.…

But what about when Lou Ferrigno threw a bear into space?

GIVE US HALF-LIFE 3 YOU EVIL FAT BASTARD.

I love the Nostalgia Critic. xD

I cannot fathom how they could continue Dead Space regardless.

Yes, it's marginally good. No, it's not crappy.

That poster is NSFW.

The what: ALL of the August Underground movies

That's not fair.

Tennant's regeneration nearly DESTROYED THE TARDIS ITSELF. The sheer power of regeneration is enough to destroy anything around it, especially when focused how it was.