Morgan von Vebb was always a favorite.

That's freaking awesome, dude.

As much as I always loved X-Play, I preferred the older episodes where Morgan would senselessly hurt Adam for no real reason. Ah, the good days.

Hey, buddy.

Congratulations, you win the Most Cynical Comment on This Article Award.

Well of course not.

Also, giant fire demon whale.

Apparently this is an "alternative" trailer for The Phantom Pain, which has fucking Keifer Sutherland (AWWWW YEAH):

The lady who answered said they're an emergency service, so this might have squat to do with the game. We need to look into who Reingard is.

The automated service is weird, I'll say that much.

Holy shit. If you hit select all on the page, this is very small font below the quote: "The Neuromatrix effectuation and schemas of Phantom Pain are all presupposed by probative concepts and attestations. (Reingard., 1987)."

I'm not really saying this to you. I'm entirely too used to people jumping on me, so I'm saying this as a precaution to get it out of the way and keep my inbox empty, unlike when I mentioned I happen to like PewDiePie and got a shitton of hate.

Not being over-defensive in the slightest. I'm just sick of being typecast because I like to play Call of Duty with my friends. Yes, the game sucks. Yes, the majority of people who play it suck. But I play it because it's fun with friends.

Me playing Call of Duty has no effect whatsoever on my intelligence, you prejudiced bandwagon-rider.

Oh, aren't you the cleverest. Sod off.

For all we know, Stig's a female.

Bloody cynic.

Will the $900-1000 computer at least come with a game or two? I mean, fuck, Microsoft and Sony can manage to throw in two or three for $300-500 consoles.

Being said to someone who never read any of the books. And that spoiler warning could have been a smidge bigger.

Well I was previously unaware having avoided such information.