Every day’s great — but today’s kind of sad — at your Junes.

The concern with Tencent is that a) they are massive, and that’s generally bad for creative studios and b) the Chinese censorship laws, which absolutely do come into play, even if the Dutch own a major stake.

Christ, I hope not. Calling them B tier dev is far too high of a compliment.

theres no real easy way to say this, but it would be socially irresponsible to idolize morbid obesity. I’d be fine with a protagonist having dad-bod or the female equivalent plus or minus a size category, and youll have to give me the benefit of the doubt when I say I’m not trying to fat shame, because I know many…

You’re supposed to play a cyber enhanced merc who either sneaks around and butchers people with forearm sickles or goes in all guns blazing, not an overweight american in a mobility scooter.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. Sandwiches. Batman.

So it’s the G-Wiz story line from the comics?

“New in DKC Tropical Freeze Double Deluxe is Candy Kong Mode! Candy rides along on her boy-toy DK’s back, and she’ll soften up the competition for you by distracting those baddies with her...charms while you go in for the quick and easy KO!”

Sony: “$498.”

What is four possibilities and a fantasy?

So they can sell you all that juicy DLC.

Are you saying VGCATS has updated?

Hitman and Lara Croft were $5 each, so I say expect that.

Probably $5 like the others, Lara Croft and Hitman

I would guess 7 or 10 I think the others go between those from time to time. At launch its 7ish then floats to 10.

If you shout Objection with action lines and pointing fingers while checking every damn description of an item you’re holding, you good.

Ben Affleck: “Yeah, Zack Snyder really wanted me to understand Bruce Wayne on a personal level. So one day, I walk onto set and... this was really funny... he had invited my parents down to do a set visit. They toured the set a little bit, met with the rest of the cast, and Snyder showed them some of the dailies that…

You heard the premeditation here first, folks

Depends. How do you feel about psychic assistants?