I want to 3d print my own head onto a life sized doll and make love to it.

This dude is kind of scary.

John Goodman is..."The MRA"

obligatory.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. That is all.

Just stop, Chris Brown.

Blue Eye-vy

Wait, am I the only one who doesn't hate/isn't totally annoyed by Quinn? I've been loving her "learn to be a spy" story line with Huck (although that did lead to a major fuck up last week...).

Hehehehehehe. Ball(s).

Word. And don't you love re-doing them about a hundred times, then finding charts like these three years later that make NO SENSE to you? Like "I was going to have him do that? To who? Who is that even???"

One day I'll just cobble together a whole new series using only elements from all the unused notes.

They're not all that different from the comments I've seen on Jezebel today.

Sighs. Torture porn. Also, spoilers ahead.

This may be the best use of a gif that I've ever seen.

"In fact, extreme tightness is more likely to be vaginismus, not virginity"

How about Alec Baldwin and a cob of corn... Sorry for this gif... It was just too good.

sobbing

This. I teach BIG U. And i have saved students from walking into oncoming traffic because of device use.

Right?

I like it. It's the polar opposite of his House of Cards character.