I don't care if you exempt your kid or not. Yay for you and decisions! My kid is covered (as best as can be in today's resistant-strain world). Darwin is a son-of-a-bitch, but, I feel confident knowing that when it comes to some of these medical perils, my kid has a better chance of being on the surviving side of…

Where are all the trolls? Can't they write about how he's looking for guns and tax money and is going to find that extra penny of yours to put toward obamacare illegals? Come on, assholes.

In high school, my friends and I used to have farting contests. We'd eat an assload (no pun intended) of parmesan cheese and go to town.

No no, the sex does not get better as you age. It can suck at age 30 and age 40. The only thing is, the 40-year old guy is convinced that his rolling around on top of a woman equals pleasure and since that's how HE's done it for 30 years, well, shut up and like it.

lol... nothing says "I love you" like a cat's glory hole.

Cat Butts magnets for your fridge!

By straddling cars while sucking on a fatty and holding a bottle of Boone's Farm in the other? She's never been a role-model. Anyone who has this type of role-model already has serious issues to begin with.

It's perfectly okay for me to see the balding, overweight, barely-average-Joe who wins over people with his wise-cracks and plaid shirts. And he's married to a mega hot woman or dating a mega-hot girlfriend (see every sitcom and most commercials). But, a "hot" guy with an average-looking character like Hannah? For…

oh hell no. I mean yes. I mean no. God, I'm dirty for liking this.

Would both of these pics be good examples of the term "bitch face?"

This guy is awesome. :)

What the fuck is in this book that warrants a $19.99 price? I better read it and come out with super-powers or some shit.

The "angry old white man" mentality in the GOP must go away and die a slow death. The day I stop reading about how female democrats "vote with their girlie parts" on right-wing nut-boards is the day I'll believe that the republican party has a clue as to what the term "HUMAN RIGHTS" mean and that people are standing…

I don't get this. I see it on message boards a lot. All I can think of is that people need attention even if it's super negative. Or, that they are closet-fans of the show and hate themselves for it and have to bash others? Good grief.

I can't really argue with this. I've had awful servers (and not because food was slow or whatnot), but servers with shitty attitudes. I had one interrupt me mid-order so she could look at a text on her cell phone. Didn't lose a wink of sleep that night after not leaving her a tip. But, these instances are so rare.…

Yes, please!

No more breastfeeding for all of YOU!

Using religion to control women? We're talking about Christianity, right? Oh wait. Never mind.

Women often don the role of peacemaker, even if it means taking the blame for something they didn't do. A hard habit to break for some.

I was going to post about this. It's already happening in some areas of China, actually.