Wow! I did not know that about the fashion industry. I thought that makeup artists do all they can to keep models' faces from breaking out. Instead they set makeup with hairspray?! Do they do that to save money or something? Gee!

I saw little toddler bajas in Target the other day. Takes me back, man...

Aloha Mr. Hand!

And what about THIS sweater??

Havin' some pizza and learning about Cuba, sir!

Next up: Maru teaches the newbie the finer points of box sitting.

love how Maru is being gentle with the newbie, so sweet.

Aaaaand all together now y'all, collective eye roll on three....1....2......3!

Right, because asking a sales person for a size and finding out they don't carry it is the same as having someone make unsolicited comments about your weight and being asked to leave the store.

Only a second's glimpse of Thomas? FOR SHAME, DOWNTON!!

This is the wig version of Cthulhu. It is the Elder God of hairpieces.

I challenge your claim:

I'd like to know why Colonel Meow is being snubbed by Jezebel. He recently got the Guinness World Record for Longest Cat Hair and not a peep! Instead you post on these two peasants.

They have to follow you as a poster, and this varies from blog to blog; someone might be black on Jezebel but gray on Deadspin, for example. I believe that if the author of an article recommends your post in that article's comments, that'll do the same as many (don't know the exact number) recommendations.

North Dakota is just crawling with Mossad agents

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Hard to laugh at what they do to women, though.

They know that being a pity whore won't help. In my eyes, most of these "outraged" thin women are trying to rob bigger women of the one or two things they have to give them some self-esteem. As I said before, it's fat hating in disguise.

In my opinion, "Thin-shaming" falls under the same category as misandry and reverse-racism. It's not to say that it doesn't happen or that it doesn't exist, but what people need to realize is that when you come from the perspective of the privileged class, there's a huge difference in (pardon the pun) weight being…

Disclaimer: please understand that nothing I'm about to say is meant to diminish her actions, which are heroic and brave beyond anything I can imagine.