+1 because your username is TrashBoat and thats my favorite episode of Regular Show

How about Supreme Allied Commander of the North Atlantic Douchebag Organization?

Grand Poobah?

There is another picture of him fingering her, and he's wearing bright neon pants that match his hat. Is there a rank we can give him that's higher than Emperor? So gross.

This is some A+ gifage

Is Piper really supposed to be the relatable one? Boy, have I been watching it wrong.

She's totally going to read this. She reads all your articles. It's like she's obsessed with you or something. A BIG LESBIAN CRUSH ON YOU.

You know, the best way to truly stick it to her is to find out what school her kid attends, and then volunteer to be a guest speaker where you share your experiences being bullied in 8th grade, and how you were able to overcome them to have this glamorous life. Give specific examples without naming names, imagining…

I understand that, but saying that Vera is a bad person in a way that sounds like the desert succulent aloe vera is just such a bizarre way of insulting someone that I feel like I'm missing something.

I am also the Fat One to my half-sister who is The (VERY) Skinny Yogi One who also enjoys her fair share of fat-shaming. Let me tell you, it fucking sucks. It's almost to the point now where I'd rather just avoid her. My body is never going to be acceptable to her, yet it pisses her off that I'm not killing myself to…

Like I said, I don't doubt it. I just don't think sibling snarkiness should be held up as further evidence. Being a bitch to Meryl Streep, however...

All the sibling shade-throwing might be justified.

I know this seems like an inappropriate reaction but... Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope she gets some real help. It would be great to see her go on to be a spokesperson for mental health. It is sad how much mental illness is still stigmatized.

I love everything you said here (especially "ass-badger"). Also, your delivery/pregnancy sounds a lot like mine except for the c-section (though I was told erroneously early in my pregnancy to expect a c-section due to fibroids and expected to have one for a while). I was induced and had an epidural (<3 U epidural!).…

Yes. Oh yes. Anyone who has ever been on BabyCenter or any of the other boards has had to deal with those wackjobs. The ones who tell you not to go to the doctor. The ones who tell you not to listen to your doctor's advice if you do go. The ones who give you homemade recipes for possibly dangerous herb teas that will…

ass-badger

OK, I just watched The Business of Being Born yesterday. The NCB folks who yap about it missed the whole point of the movie, which was "pick your method, know your shit, get good support, and what happens, happens." The director of the film gets a C-section at the end of the film.

Exactly. I'm so worried that this study just opens the door to the NCB crowd coming over here and yelling about the Business of Being Born and how doctors are evil and just want women who are NATURAL BEINGS ATTUNED TO THE MOON to be on a SCHEDULE, etc, etc. Like, I think more science is generally better than less…

I highly doubt women are being unnecessarily induced. If you're two weeks overdue, and you can deliver the baby safely, I don't see why not. Get that thing outta there.