Bringing breeches back into fashion is all fine, but at least have the decency to wear them with a codpiece.

Piano Skirt/Dress! NEED IT

In 5th grade, I learned an olde-tymey classic song, it went like this:

And let us never mention or think of this person again, lest we give him the notoriety and attention he clearly craves. I have more important people to worry about.

"This country is getting too pussified! Everyone should be tougher!"

I know this guy. He's literally every single white guy I went to school with who never had to work hard but thinks he's a pretty snowflake. School has a way of making you feel special, like you're onto BIG things. The real world is a different story.

UM THIS IS PERFECT.

If you can see a nice, plump juicy ass- it's too short!

Too short? Ain't no such thang, darlin'! ;)

The best part of this is that the cat knows the show has a bird, and knows when it comes of screen. Cats are amazing.

The few people I've known who used these unironically were trying to 'talk' to dead relatives and loved ones, not historical figures. In that light, it seemed kind of assholey to explain to them why it was nonsense.

I'm sorry but none of these are anywhere near as disturbing as the BoobVagPeen (not official name).

Absolutely. Milk makes it fluffier. Or at least that's what I tell myself.

About the Lana Del Ray thing: I don't care what anyone says, but I love her voice and her songs. I don't know how I feel about her as a person, and dissing someone like that isn't cool, but LET ME STILL LIKE LANA DEL RAY WITHOUT FEELING SHAMEFUL!11!1!!

Chocolate and vanilla, swiiiii-iiirrrlllll.

There are a HUGE number of Christians who consider themselves pro-choice, they just tend not to identify themselves as Christian in public forums because of the amount of of Christian-bashing that goes one. Certainly the Catholic church is anti-choice, as are many of the fundamental Christian movements, however, many…

The thing is, most Christians aren't getting behind the abortion movement ANYWAY so idgaf.

Yes, in my experience Atheists who grew up atheists are super chill. It's the ones who are rebelling against mom and daddy's religion that act like assholes.