I went home with a dude wearing a fedora once. Why? God, why? He kept talking about he had the biggest penis that I'd ever seen. "I know you like my penis. It's SO BIG. HOLY SHIT, LUCKY TIME FOR YOU!"

Probably going to be on the "other" side of the Julia Roberts thing, but shouldn't this type of thing stay in the family, so to say? My siblings weren't always great to me, but if one of them were to up and get famous, I can't see me running around blabbing to journalists about how they held me down and farted on me.…

Not inappropriate at all. She's a talented, lovely person and I don't think this is her at all. She needs help.

I am so sorry you had to go through this! I had to supplement with formula because my breast milk did not come fast enough after the C-section and my baby was hungry. 3rd day with just tiny amounts of colostrum and she rarely opened her eyes. When I Gave her formula, her eyes came open and she ate. Fortunately,…

Holy shit, I want the answer too. I mean, smoke and do your thing, cigarette people. Go for it. But what makes anyone think I want to see your leftover butts in the grass? On the ground? In parking lots? Really? You just feel like sharing your gross, bodily-fluid-covered waste with all of us?

Fuck me, this is awesome.

Yeah, I know C-sections can have complications; it's a major surgery! But I felt like I was in great hands with my doctor. I was only in the hospital for 2 days after my C-section. I was up and walking around 3 hours after the procedure. I was told, "If you can't get up and walk, we have to keep your baby in the…

I lol'ed so hard at this! The tribal music softly playing . . . .

That is what's baffling to me. Some of these people have apparently never been to a mom board/forum/website where this thing is disgustingly prevalent. I'm interested in the study, sure, but I have to brace myself for the dumbasses out there as well.

I haven't read on this particular thread, but they're out there. Are you arguing that it's this thread alone? Or that it doesn't exist at all?

Mommie wars, mom message boards/forums, mom sites. I've seen enough hating on inductions and c-sections to last me a lifetime. It exists, even if you personally don't see it. In the end, does it matter how they wrap the question or comment?

This is all well and good, until you are 2 weeks overdue in the middle of July during a nasty heatwave and you can't walk anymore because your hip joints are slipping.

The guy in this pic has nothing to be ashamed of. Just sayin'.....

I heard one that went like this:

WTF am I going to do? I have to actually get STARZ now to see this? Well, True Blood is nearly over. Time to cancel HBO. I guess I'll budget it out that way.

CAREFUL! All you ladies mocking/making fun of this ass-queef must be sooooooooooo not good looking.

Yeah, it seems like a "Take your ball and go home" type of thing.

"I've noticed that the women that rag on me aren't very good looking, and the ones that enjoy me are beautiful. Coincidence? I think not."

Yeah, I don't get the negativity. She looks utterly beautiful, imho.

No, "Batman" is Batman. There wasn't writing on the backpack, just a Bat symbol.