I'm okay with this.

Back in the early 80's, my track coach used to wear the short athletic shorts (see pic). I got my first glimpse of man-sac when he showed me how to stretch hurdle-style. Actually, looking back, I got a lot of peeks at the manparts from then on, especially once I realized that you could look up a dude's shorts and…

Yeah, this is pretty common. I school shopped at Walmart last year and found a Disney Princess backpack that said, "Diamonds and Jewels Are the Best!"

Uhhh, dogs who also eat random animal poop, bark at the doorbell on television, and fart, look around, smell their own butts, and wonder "WTF was that?"

LMAO, this is so awesome. I'm a parent and kids are super cool and precious, but yeah. LaFF!

Wow, you're a walking cliche. Congrats, assweed.

This is stuff that I would happily support. I feel better about the future of these kids post-release now.

My stomach looks like that after I ate too many Fajitas a Chilis. I call it "Fajita bump" and will name it George. Hello George.

"You don't seem to understand science," is an asshole thing to say. After that was just "blah blah blah." Try a different opening next time. If you don't see that it's jerkish, then I'm sorry for your friends/family.

"You don't seem to understand science."

The "ideomotor effect" explanation has been around for a long time, folks.

The pilot was "meh." Too many flashbacks that were all over the place. Not a lot of laughs. It gets a lot better. They tone down the flashbacks and they get into the funny stuff.

This is awesome! Iloved this about the Carol Burnett show, too.

I want a site dedicated to cop selfies! COPS ARE AWESOME! ESPECIALLY THESE COPS! YEAH!

Hey Dandelion!

Perfection.

Aghh, could only watch for 30 seconds before I almost had a seizure with the zooming.

Oh boy! Having Satanists join the pro-choice movement won't be considered an ill omen by Christians in the LEAST!

Well, the thing is, you can at least try to reason with the asshole atheists. There is no reasoning with the asshole religious. That's my take anyway. :)