Allied soldiers hitting bongs and chugging mountain dew on the boat before storming a beach while nazis are spinning in circles trying to 360 no-scope snipe them with their weed decal sniper rifles. Wiz Khalifa track playing over it all.

I blame all the center- and right-leaning people who voted for Gary Fucking Johnson instead of, you know, the candidate that actually had a chance of winning.

You should go meet the younger version of yourself. He’d call you an idiot for not recognizing how hilariously ironic all of your smug, jackassish posts are. Keep wasting your time telling people they’re wasting their time. Ka Mai is defending artists he likes, which is a noble cause in my book. You’re bitching at him…

And the hill you want to die on is bitching about video game comments.

Wow, you mean, a game news site talked about one of the biggest releases of the year and a fan of that game was reading that and replied to your comment? Wow. Yeah, no, you’re in the right here. Valid complaints. It’s almost like you came here with the sole purpose of bitching, but what do I know.

Steve Bannon is not uneducated. It defies belief that someone who understands Wall Street and capitalism

Regulating scheduling practices is a recognition that workers are human beings and deserve not to live their lives constantly at the mercy of the changing scheduling whims of their low wage employers.

“while Canada of all places eats our f’in lunch.”

Canada post.

Every fucking “speech” that guy gives, always sounds like a fifth grader having to give a 10-minute book report on a book he didn’t read. “It was so great, I learned so much, really alot, more than I ever thought I could learn from a book. Let me tell you, there are books out there that you read, and you don’t learn a…

I guess this is what republicans wanted when they got so uppity about Obama’s teleprompter.

Cool. Then you’re good to go. You can go kick but while we hang back to help out newbies and folks who don’t really play horror games.

What. Is. this.

A man who campaigned on the premise of destroying The Affordable Care Act eliminating Muslims and building a wall in Mexico won the presidency

All the lolz. Let’s count the accomplishments of your greatest candidate of all time shall we:

You have zero room to complain about Bernie Sanders, and you can take that “bro” shit and blow it out your ass.

Psst: your “extremely well qualified”candidate got her ass handed to her by a pus-filled anthromorphic talking hot dog.

While you “yass queen” people were spending money buying ads in Georgia and dreaming of blue Texas, your “extremely well qualified candidate” couldn’t even win Michigan or Wisconsin and your ideology has led to the total collapse of the Democratic Party at the state and federal level.

Well let’s see. Mario Run has 26 of its own unique levels, not just copies of Rayman Run levels, and it has three sets of five different-colored coins to collect that make the levels slightly different based on which color you’re after. Again, these are all new things here, Nintendo didn’t just borrow Rayman levels…

Yes it is Jill Stein and her voters’ fault and not ALL YOUR RACIST, SCARED NEIGHBORS VOTING FOR DONALD