You guys got Trump. We get the Switch. Fair trade?

I think it’s one of those sentences that you type the first few words and then let the autocomplete guess what word you were going to use next and just keep repeating that to see where it goes.

China.

This is what has always put me off of watching It’s Always Sunny and 30 Rock.

But it feels like a long shot at best and sadly, nothing more.

Bernie Sanders has been polling in recent months as literally the most popular politician in the United States. Clinton diehards are going to blame people who would have voted for him, but voted for Stein, Johnson, or Trump. Imagine how many votes that must be, particularly in the midwest, that would have gone to…

THIS. Why are these idiot analysts missing the forest for the trees?

“The Switch lacks a killer feature”

lol I never said you aren’t a troll, because you clearly are one. You say you haven’t gotten a Nintendo since N64, which I’m assuming was probably your first video game system. I’m taking a guess at your age there. Meaning you have absolutely no interest in what Nintendo has to offer if you have ignored them for the…

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

You do wanna be a pro don’t you? Or do you wanna be a casual all your life?

Well, you’ve certainly convinced me that the “hipster black guy” stereotype is a lot better than the “entitled gamer” stereotype.

You are going to feel so incredibly wrong when Valve announces Half Life 3 is done and listed on Steam immediately, then Sony releases The Last Guardian on PSN.

You’re a funny guy, Schreier. I like you. That’s why I’ll kill you last.

“Just as the line between gamer and non-gamer has been destroyed, I think the distinction between console and mobile will become less distinct over time.” - Scopely’s Walter Driver thinks Apple TV is just one more step toward an ultimate convergence in gaming.

Why? This is a shit movie spreading misinformation. There’s no reason to “get over it.”

I’m absolutely sure there are Kotaku readers who care about all this. And they’ll have to excuse my snark, which hopefully y’all know is in good fun. But there’s no reason for us to give you “in-depth coverage” on this sort of marketing stuff — every other video game website might feel compelled to rewrite every Sony…

You’re welcome! For real, though, as with all games, you can expect our best coverage when Uncharted 4 is actually out and exists. We, like many gamers, are very sick of the preview hype cycle that dominates so much of video game coverage — games that are already out are so much more interesting!

Wut.

“Fight Nights at Freddy’s” Is this a pay-per-view event? NOW, you have my attention. haha