Someone on WSB posted, in response to a question about why they were buying in at $200-$300/share (I’m paraphrasing, here): if this goes to zero, I lose my Wendy’s paycheck. If it goes the other way, I get to ruin a billionaire’s life.

I’m not sure which game is #1, though.

Oh neat! Burnout has absolute thrived under EA, and Need for Speed is killing it right now!

Oh man, I LOVE snowy areas. I live in a place that almost never goes below 70 degrees and when it does, we all bundle up in jackets, sweatshirts, etc. Normally, I travel SOMEWHERE every year so that I can experience that beautiful crunch crunch crunch of the snow, but not this year.

How long before Bioware joins other EA studios in the long night?

I think what you’re more likely to see is the game selling for full price on Playstation (with Microsoft taking their cut, of course) and showing up for free on Xbox/PC for GamePass subscribers.

Psst.

This is an impressive word salad you’ve got going on here.

Can FIFA’s real world corruption be SO intense, that it actually extends to eSports?

No one will ever catch up on their backlogs. Realize this and be free. 

i hear ea is looking into a content delivery system that transports large numbers of people efficiently to labor camps and gas chambers during world war ii

Your mom probably didn’t have the technical know-how or power to track your every waking moment online or utterly prevent you from accessing the internet via a Real-ID or state-mandated law.

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

This leads us to one question....is Joe Flacco an elite backup quarterback?

Yes, but it also plays into his “most attacked president in history” narrative and by Wednesday, he’ll be saying it was just a small group Democratic representatives and he heard they had paid some people off to boo him. Probably illegal immigrants taking those booing jobs away from real Americans who love him, but…

The best thing about this is that it will eat away at him way, way, way more than things like “credibly accused of being a Russian asset” or “revealed almost daily, often by his own idiotic admission, to have participated in criminal activity.”

Nobody stays alive to keep watching the winningest team ever keep winning, I call bullshit. Your grandfather is alive just to cheer against that immigrant Altuve, i bet 

We want to extend a nation-wide heartfelt gratitude to Houston and D.C. for saving us from a Fall Classic befouled by the Yankees and Cardinals. The Yankee team is stocked with actually decent men, save for the petulant and perfidious Sanchez. For one example, Judge is not only a great player but seems like an…

Nice. A minor suggested adjustment from someone who spends about eleven hours a day thinking about alliteration:

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”