I wasn’t aware that Will Poulter was going to be in Guardians of the Galaxy, but now I understand why he looked so ripped recently in the UK television Agatha Christie adaptation Why Didn’t They Ask Evans?

You guys will report on anything even vaguely related to the Raiders just so you can keep using that picture, won’t you?

Uh oh! Wait until Trump hears about this. “Coward Goodell has said that players can now kneel during the anthem! Sad! How dare the NFL dishonor our vets and flag! Ratings will go into the tank.”

Hot Take: They’re not a pro sports team

Not a sport so i mean

The thing is, even if, say, the Sixers can’t realistically topple the Warriors in the Finals, at least viewers would be able to imagine what adjustments and improvements the Sixers could make in the offseason to narrow the gap. These Cavs are nowhere close to threatening, and they have almost zero hope for internal…

The only “awe inspiring” thing about this show is that someone is getting paid to write episodes like this. I mean, that intestine scene...oh man.

Soylent Green’s The Walking Dead Stray Observations: Korl Gets Saved Off Camera by Eugene Special Edition

<That seemed like the most clear cut, textbook example of that penalty there could possibly be.>

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This hit wasn’t questioned by Jim Nantz and sponge face, but they are still trying to turn that Burfict sack on Big Ben a dirty hit

Ok, but only if Deadspin get rid of every NFL article!

Right. But you don't always make the play.

In unrelated news, Raul Ibañez just retired, everybody!

Fielder Stats:

Atlas, Drugged

Incognito continued: "Man, I just feel great. They've got me on a new anti-depressant, you know, and I gotta say, it's really working, because I just feel....wow. Super Duper. You wanna try one? No, probably shouldn't do that I guess...unless you want to? No, no, I understand. But man....WOW, you know?"

BROWNS COACH: So, you guys are pretty serious?

Not nearly as much as this hack's column. How can you make that baseless accusation and not even provide the faulty logic to reach that conclusion? So ridiculous. Then again, based on Marchman's history of shitting out crappy articles and hatchet jobs, it makes sense.