' Boxing, as ugly and corrupt as it can be, is a sport that involves a great deal of athletic spectacle. Fighting, at least as presently sold, is the precise opposite, a contrived spectacle based mainly on what can be sold to whom that almost incidentally happens to involve a sport.'

1.) Thanks for linking to my article. I've made it in this world!

Shut up, idiot.

Give Danica a break. That was the first time she ever saw someone in her rearview mirror.

What an oaf, that Marcus Hall. Not only did he spell "notable" incorrectly, but he also gave away the shopping list for his pet octopus!

you can tell everybody...these are a scam like bose speakers and monster cable.

That's great

Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

Weir looks blazed as fuck.

Impossible. There are no back doors in Sochi.

I hope they got to tour Johnny Weir's chocolate factory after the broadcast.

I was at the Tournament Player's Championship in 2003, I think it was. I had been over served and was sitting drunkenly on the grass hill overlooking the island green on #17. Tom Lehman's group came to the tee. I had alway had a strong anti-Lehman bias because of he was one of the pioneers of the PGA "God Squad." …

[Dusty Baker drops the mic]

What kind of dootlin' question is this? Of course the times have gotten faster. Back in my day the track was uphill all the way around.

In order to get to a place in our society where it truly, truly doesn't matter, we have to go through an awkward phase where unfortunately it does matter a whole lot. What I'm saying is whenever you see some dipshit comment on Mr. Sam's story with a "WHO CARES?," tell them to shut the fuck up.

Elton John: Don't worry, Michael, it gets bett-

I can't imagine the confidence this guy has. I was a middling track cyclist and I was terrified of coming out while competing. I can't imagine doing it in a sport where they NYT cares when you come out.

What would a "moral," non-shitshow MLB drug policy look like?

The cameraman was evaluated at a local animal shelter, deemed unsafe for the public, and euthanized.