Y'know, I actually kinda want that phone, even though I know it's fake.

What the hoaxer meant was that Photoshop was not used to manipulate the image itself. Using Photoshop to pull a dodge & blur or clone brush job is very different from using it to do texturing or simple cropping and compressing of output images.

Those hard drives look like they were destroyed with a purpose-built tool that neatly punched a hole in each one.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Cloverfield + Tau = Didact

No, a "smart" pirate would pull the network cable out of their console, set up a totally different profile on the system, play the game offline until release on that profile, and then delete that profile and scour all the saved content from the hard drive before resuming normal online use on their original profile.

MLP:FiM has a bunch of different writers, so you'll encounter some episodes that are sappy, and some that are semi-dark, and back and forth and so on. The only way to get a really good picture of what the show has to offer is to watch the entire thing.

I never said they were in Florida. I just said "Oh, Florida". For all we know, they could be channeling the spirit of Florida.

Wait, what? Oh, Florida. Carry on.

I advise you test that hypothesis, preferably with the firearm's barrel pointed at your genitalia.

Segmented weapons are great for martial arts demonstrations, but make for poor self-defense tools. Even a pocketstick can be more effective than Nunchaku when used correctly. Note that almost anything roughly cylindrical can be used like a pocketstick. A large socket or a screwdriver could conceivably work. A knife is…

Really? Dolphins and seals have been known to sexually assault members of their own species, as well as others. Chimps eat other chimps, and so on and so forth. It isn't a "human" thing. It's a "higher intelligence enabling creative forms of cruelty" thing.

Peter Slipper? Could the man's parents have possibly given him a more unfortunate name?

"Butthurt" is a very interesting piece of slang, because it implies that someone is whining over an actual pain - real or imagined - in the vicinity of their buttocks. The potential causes? Endless. Maybe they fell off a skateboard. Maybe they've got hemorrhoids. Perhaps they drank an entire bottle of tequila and…

Yep, all voiced by the same guy.

MLP:FiM is not what people think it is. It has its moments, let's just say.

Adventure Time kicks ass. I mean, it's got the voice of Marcus Fenix as Jake. What could possibly go wrong?

I did consider that. There are limits, especially where the child's immediate health and well-being is concerned. However, I've always found it rather troubling just how much responsibility people take away from kids, instead of teaching them to be shrewd and self-sufficient at a young age. Take this twelve-year-old…

Actually, that's not a half-bad idea. I mean, think about it. Some kinda Quentin Tarantino film with high-flying action where every safety rule in the book is broken, but right at the start of the movie, for the first five minutes or so, there's a highly ironic, tongue-in-cheek gun safety segment with a test pattern…

What about her rights? Are you saying that she should be coerced by her parents or by society into thinking and feeling differently? And yes, having been a child once does, in a way, make me an expert on children. If there's one thing I remember from my childhood, it's that I grew up in a very close-minded, religious,…