Not fantasy. Reality.

I've got a couple 1911s (a Kimber and a Colt), a Chinese SKS, a Mossberg 500, a Ruger 10-22, a Ruger Mark II and a Quackenbush airgun in the closet next to me. If I had time to prepare, I'd load up the Kimber and grab a flashlight. You've got to be careful with guns, though. FMJ ball ammunition zips right through…

What alarms me is how many people would just let crooks walk away with their stuff. I'd grab their gun, jam it by gripping the slide, punch them in the neck, take away their gun, ram it up their ass, toss them down the stairs and then calmly escort them from the premises.

"Lights out" does not necessarily equal "unconscious, but unharmed". It can also refer to any of the various comatose states in-between a simple concussion and the sort of trauma that puts one six feet under.

Dude, the F40PH is powered by an EMD. I would be as if I were hitting the intruder with the throbbing, disembodied heart of an F40PH meme. Even Chuck Norris would not survive.

It's an injector out of one of these monsters.

For display. It's a cutaway of an obsolete mechanical rack-and-pinion model. The new ones are electronic in order to keep up with increasingly strict EPA emissions standards.

I have a few guns in the closet next to me, but technically, my entire room is filled with things that could be used as nasty makeshift weapons against any home intruder. On the bookshelf right behind me is a cutaway fuel injector from an EMD locomotive engine. It's about a foot long and weighs several pounds thanks…

If you don't hospitalize your opponent for a few weeks, it's not self-defense. It's sissy-slapping.

Believe it or not, both sexes possess a "groin". The term is gender-neutral.

Technically a Human RROD, since Xbox 360 RRODs happen IRL too.

"This is not 'nam, this is bowling. There are rules."

But all the shit that they're complaining about actually happens in real armed conflicts today! Haven't these people ever heard of Task Force 373? Extrajudicial targeted killings are their job!

I haven't ever seen or heard of #9 before, but I instantly recognized Range Murata's character designs.

Hey, those look even nicer than the Tripp-Lites I use. And cheaper too. How do they do it?

I use these:

"When somebody makes a bunch of money where innocents being killed is routine, that's not evidence of entrepreneurial success. That's psychopathy."

Belt-fed shotgun? Kick ass!

Just read any one of his many biographies, and you'll quickly find something painting him as a plain, well-spoken family man, despite his history with the US Navy SEALs. Clearly, he's not ordinary if he was ever a part of that organization. They demand incredible levels of physical and mental discipline from SEALs,…