I forget the name of the video that that joke came from...

I laughed so hard at that image w/that caption!

There was an HP/Compaq support article about the "Any Key". Unfortunately it was an internal document, and as I no longer work for them, I can't find it.

That's so you can attach a chain to it, and use it as a boat anchor!

Bacon grease and Jack shot!

Its beautiful when you see it at night from the air!

Do not plate the Lord's name in vain!

The hotdog had a cream filled centre!

Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon…

*facepalm*

Punch him in the balls for all of us. Please.

I think you forgot your sarcasm tag. Unless you're trollbaiting

Its been so long I've almost forgotten...

Mine too... But I have about 38 tabs open...

As long as you keep them closed, they'll be fine. Plus I figure if there's an emergency that would cause the power to go out, Waffle House would be burning through supplies as everyone would be there for food and shelter!

He is my hero!

Hell, I'd do that without drinking it.

Maybe I'm just really tired, but your comment is hilarious!

*dons a tinfoil hat*

+1 To you sir!