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I didn't even notice the nipples. Does that make me a good person?

Wait! Are you telling me there are assholes in anonymous comment sections?! About sports no less??! It's a good think most other countries' fans are so well behaved about the sport. yaknow?

But he's simultaneously the reason we could lose comfortably to Germany. And seeing as we've already done the fuck Cristiano Ronaldo bit, now we can do the Thank god for Cristiano Ronaldo bit.

You do realize that those comments are A. A small subset of US fans, 2. Probably facetious in nature, or III. completely true in case of "fuck Nazis" (because seriously, fuck Nazis)?

Only in America would a sport between domestic college teams be considered a "world" series. It's even more ridiculous in this context than the actual World Series.

What game were you watching? Germany got lucky on their goal, and after the first 15 minutes USA was the better team.

Anyone complaining how they got through can get bent. Fuck it they drew the toughest group. Beat a longstanding hurdle, came within seconds of a great victory and appeared to be running on fumes in this game and still gave a great effort. Fuck all the haters about backing in. They made it. In the words of Ice Cube:

^^^^^this guy: super casual soccer fan.

I believe!

Yes, it was an ugly loss, but we got through! Thanks Cristiano Ronaldo! I hope we play better Tuesday against Belgium.

You've seen Belgium play, right? I share the enthusiasm for the US too, but hold on a minute.

There's a college world series?

I hope this is sarcasm, because you come off as a bigger douche than bradley cooper in that one flick with the hot rachel mcadams. Why in derrick trucks sake would you not want video proof that will ferrell was in a bar, in the middle of brazil, getting Americans pumped?! Otherwise, this is just another Bill

Teddy Goalsevelt is going to be one of my most enduring memories of this World Cup. He was shown on TV during the Portugal game (and probably the Ghana game too, I was plastered so I'm not sure) and Super Bowl MVP Malcolm Smith posted a picture with him earlier in the week. Teddy Goalsevelt is my dude.