• 1 court order
• 1 black shirt
• 1 2013 Buick Enclave

The rest of her essay can be read here, right alongside Cosmo's "sex position of the week."

♫...probably think this post is about you...♫

Who put a bustle in your hedgerow?

Please note this was Snoop's Instagram account; Hernandez accidentally dropped his in the garbage disposal

On the cocaine thing....

This is how squirrel religions are started.

Aaron Hernandez

Pope Twat Face IX

There's levels to this, young boy

Girl: So, Mark. Truth or dare?

I hate to see this. Don't these people realize David Stern was the commissioner when Michael Jordan played and singlehandedly took the game to a whole new level of worldwide acceptance? You think that could have happened without a cold fish in a suit sitting back and watching?

Update: Boston PD has located the pistol used to kill Archduke Franz Ferdinand. It was registered to Aaron Hernandez.

usually the yelling comes from inside the windowless van.

What an unfortunate time and place to play a round of "Shout Out the Popes!"

well he's obviously not a Chief if another NFL team is after his services.

He's basically one liquor license away from being Marvin Harrison.

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Hernandez has had a rash of nightclub trouble.

he can't even throw a good dance party.