Yes. And even though we account for only 5% of the world population, we comprise roughly 25% of the world's prisoners. And most of them aren't locked up for violent crimes, either. This is the fruit of the Drug War, and the for-profit prisons that (via the 13th amendment to the constitution) use legal slave labor from…

I think PETA would protest antibiotics.

1) they fell off while I was wearing the skirt without my noticing, so they're gone which means I have to replace all the bright blue buttons if I want it to match and 2) stuff shouldn't break on the first outing.

So that's why the lady in the Yellow Wallpaper story went crazy, it was the lead paint not the imprisonment.

I'm puking out of my eyeballs.

As a Presbyterian (who fully supports the change), I understand your confusion. However, I assure you that this is entirely consistent with the ongoing hermeneutic and exegetical traditions of mainline Protestant denominations. Many very, very smart people have taken this very, very seriously for a very long time. …

"What kind of deep-dwelling alpha predator did this?"

Obviously.

Wait, is this "The One Movie That You Should Never Watch Alone?" or "The One Movie That You Should Never Watch."

Either way, we have a winner

God, that poor young woman. I just can't. But David Cook, the columnist, is my new favorite person.

At least it's better than CryptoKids...

So...should we start developing our abs, stocking up on white a-shirts, and growing out our five o-clock shadow?

Once, the KKK stopped the Church for protesting a soldier's funeral, because we live in a weird fucking country.

"Good on 2 Million Bikers for meeting bare minimum standards of human decency, I guess."

I'm whichever allows me to take what is mine through fire and blood.

I guess I've owned too many cats in my life, but this isn't all that surprising to me. Cats can be highly territorial, and housecats in particular can develop a strong pack instinct with respect to their family, and young kids especially. I've seen plenty of cats face down/chase off dogs that made the mistake of…

I think the cat is bored of being told how great she is because every cat everywhere is thinking "I am great" pretty much all the time, so none of this is news to her.

"I knew the job was dangerous when I signed up for it. My recruiter told me that I might face my greatest fear someday. Today, I saw the ogre, the nemesis, the dog and my training took over. I'd like to thank my sensei Mr. Pickles for seeing in me what I could not. Also, meeoow."

Good Kitty!

If we're so intelligent, how come hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns come in packs of 8? Chimps and ficuses don't make that mistake.