I'd like to bring Krampus back into action. That bad-ass answer to crappy fat santa is my kind of party. I'm going to be the worst parent.

Has anybody else tried to explain VC Andrews books to men?

Julie Andrews is allowed under the old Hollywood "all foreign accents are British accents" law.

The Photoshop job on this has made her eyes look terrifying.

It probably has an endless loop that repeats, "Tesla sucks, Tesla sucks."

"What is this? A house for ants?"

I WATCH YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP.

He should have made it a lot bigger!

Peter Sarsgaard SARS Guards!

Next do syphilis.

The Sequel is much better:

It's a plot

Very interesting stuff.

"pig bang theory"

GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY!

THE DEVIL'S RING.

Well, I admit, the douchier PETA gets, the more I crave a nice juicy bacon cheeseburger. So, at least for this person, PETA does make them eat more meat.

I have wings AND gills?!?

Or, instead of becoming vegan, just read PETA's press release (and previous campaigns) and drop pounds instantly!