No love for Mecha-Streisand?

Or look for anyone currently researching Lake Chapala, e.g. Dr Davis, Oregon State. IME, academics may not answer quickly, but if you have a clear question like `should this be in a museum?' `does anyone want to measure these?' they will forward you to someone.

Is that untouched pie down in front?

NOT THE PIE!!!!!

I don't think you sound bitter. I think you sound like someone who is going through something unimaginable and trying to hold it all together. My heart goes out to you and your husband.

I remember having a Canadian teacher. I asked her what boxing day was since it was on my calendar. she said "what is that". I guess this is a metropolitan Canadian thing instead of a rural Canada thing?

Another thing besides a fire extinguisher, is a large metal pan that you can use to cover the oil pot. You can use the pan to cover the oil pot in order to smother the flame through oxygen depletion.

Fuck it. Cover it in ice cream and no one will notice....

Yeah don't do it that way either. Your turkey will be extra greasy. Anything you try and cook without letting oil get to temperature will do nothing but make that food item saturated in oil. You will not taste turkey you will taste oil. It may not cook properly either, you want hot oil to quickly cook the outside of…

Mirrored cube, incredibly bad for birds.

I also told her that if she doesn't want to tell people no herself, I'll record myself saying "no" in a variety of very angry voices, and she can just use that. xD

But yeah, honestly, if they still traveled (my grandpa can't drive and my grandma doesn't want to drive long distances), I'd have them come up here, then…

But that method will probably result in no fireballs whatsoever! :-(

Haha. Get back to me about this one after Thursday. My mother is a liberal witch who never doesn't wear seven layers of purple ruffles plus rainbow tie-dyed scarves to tie it all together and whose life was saved by Obamacare. My in-laws own twelve guns, live off-grid, and believe that the U.S. is officially a…

Kill it with fire!
Wait what? Shit.
Try drain cleaner.
Crapcrapcrap

Wait, volcano zombies? Is this a Scientologist propaganda movie?

My family. yeah. The stories are really, really, really bad. My mother, and aunt are two of the absolute worst people ever.

My first Thanksgiving in Boston I volunteered to make the potatoes because everything else seemed too intimidating. What was not mentioned was that it was supposed to be mashed potatoes. I showed up with colcannon, a personal favourite, which is a potatoes with cabbage and bacon. Most of our group loved it, but one…

My mom, brother, and I have not been allowed to host Thanksgiving in about 15 years.

I think you should demand that they submit to a piss test before they get their free turkey dinner.

Also, a 14-year old, legally, cannot not 'decide' to have sex with anyone. That's why there is this crazy law called 'the age of consent'.