God, that poor young woman. I just can't. But David Cook, the columnist, is my new favorite person.

Once, the KKK stopped the Church for protesting a soldier's funeral, because we live in a weird fucking country.

"Good on 2 Million Bikers for meeting bare minimum standards of human decency, I guess."

I'm whichever allows me to take what is mine through fire and blood.

Oh god, I thought everyone outside of the pickup artisty cesspools of the internet knew the alpha wolf thing wasn't even real in the WOLF context by now. Egads.

I guess I've owned too many cats in my life, but this isn't all that surprising to me. Cats can be highly territorial, and housecats in particular can develop a strong pack instinct with respect to their family, and young kids especially. I've seen plenty of cats face down/chase off dogs that made the mistake of…

I think the cat is bored of being told how great she is because every cat everywhere is thinking "I am great" pretty much all the time, so none of this is news to her.

"I knew the job was dangerous when I signed up for it. My recruiter told me that I might face my greatest fear someday. Today, I saw the ogre, the nemesis, the dog and my training took over. I'd like to thank my sensei Mr. Pickles for seeing in me what I could not. Also, meeoow."

Good Kitty!

This reaction is everything. It's the perfect look of anger, disgust, and confusion.

You and me both, Brooke-Monaé.

"This is the evolution of music right here!"

"What is this?" "I have no words." "I'm confused…"

Kids... They're just like us!

not all men ;)

parenting is mostly voodoo. this seems like as good of a strategy as any

What NORMAL people do when an online order doesn't go through:

For real - taking a look at what they had available in the box it's all Neutrogena, Cetaphil and Treseme hair spray. You didn't get the cheap drugstore beauty products in the box that you wanted? Go shop the sale bins at Walgreen's. Call me when they're offering a giant box with full sized Clinique or Sheseido or…

OH NO!!!! This is the worst thing since those 200 girls were kidnapped from their school.