So we are just going to ignore the Jewish comedian bit and how offensive it was.

My ass. I'ma 1st generation American Latina and I went to a ghetto school outside of DC. I sing in a metal band. I'm not saying that cursing a little bit is bad, but when I hear someone say fuck more than any other word they sound boring. You know who tends to do that a lot? White dudes in metal bands.

I tend to agree. However, I have met a few people who have an excellent vocabulary and when they skillfully pepper in a few swears it can be WONDERFUL.

How are your feelings on variation? Like if I'm cursing at least every sentence, but substitute shit, bitch, cunt, bastard, etc for fuck, is that still boring? Of course, I sound like I have the worst form of Tourette's, but as long as it's not boring...

I have a few observations of Barbara Winfrey - she was an assistant principal at my high school.

Different soaks for different folks...

I went full-on hipster and joined a kickball league this year. I have to say, that shit is fun. It's great for people like me who used to be good at baseball, and then your skills decline to a point where you can't even play softball respectfully well. But you can still move your leg back and forth so you play…

It's a pretty genius plan, really. Walk in with no pants and NO ONE is going to remember your face.

Neon mesh tank!

Casually mention your favorite Peanuts character was Peppermint Patty. She will then know you're "cool,"

I've been doing it wrong...

Let her approach you slowly and sniff your hand to become comfortable with you. Remember, lesbians are startled by loud noises and sudden movements.

exactly, he said he would stand up for family values, not value his family.

Oh yes, because the correct response to this sort of thing is to fire the woman you were kissing and then refuse to actually be held accountable. HERP DERP.

Is Africa actually a death metal band?

At a staff meeting recently, Veitch told faculty that the sexual assault investigation was "a reputational concern for all of us."

Are you joking? You must be joking. You are joking. Your joke was bad and you should feel bad.

Or perhaps she'll teach tolerance and understanding of an issue which is only recently becoming accepted. Something you seem to not be interested in.

One of those cheap, white, almost-see through baggy crop top monstrosities? Preferably washed with a dark sock s that it goes that hideous dirty grey colour. #youkidsgetoffmylawn