I hate patterned leggings already but these....oh these inspire a whole new level of do.not.want. Jesus Christ on a bike, just...just in what universe would these be considered something to willingly wear?! DX at least crocs and uggs have the redeeming factor of being comfortable. shudder

Charlotte Laws, you are a BAMF.

and they have three fingers instead of two

Brav-fucking-o. This is both terrifying and uplifting. Thank you for taking action to give some power back to these victims. You are one smart, motivated, ballsy woman, who anyone would want in their corner at a time of crisis. I hope you write a best-selling novel and get huge bucks for the movie rights to boot,…

Sometimes Anonymous just gets it SO right.

Wait, wasn't this a Lifetime-esque Christmas movie? And isn't someone going to come forward at the last minute, having stocked nothing but old-timey trains and wood toys, to save the day?

I thought it was the Rainbow Loom.

I know. She's MASSIVE.

Honest answer. Fuck no! I have a decent salary and could afford such a thing, but remain convinced that no t-shirt is worth $100. It's just a fucking t-shirt.

It is super revolutionary! Without Photoshop, that model is a 9.5/10. She is borderline fugly, you guys!

Okay, can I use this post as an excuse to ask a completely (ok well maybe not completely) unrelated question: who can afford to buy clothes like this? $125 for a t-shirt? Are you kidding me? Are stores like this just for the 1%-ers? Or do regular people save up their hard earned cash, pay $125 for a t-shirt and think…

Yep. Neither does adopting children of color (a very sad situation I've witnessed), also known as the Andrew Jackson corollary.

I was so happy last week on Sleepy Hollow when Captain Irving and Abbie schooled Ichabod on his bff Thomas Jefferson! [apologies if you have no idea what I'm talking about]

I HATE it when people say, "I'm <insert ethnicity here> I can't be racist!" STFU. Yes you can and you sound like an idiot when you say that.

I also appreciate that the show was clear that sleeping with people of other races does not ipso facto make one anti-racist. Also known as the Thomas Jefferson Corollary.

Or Mulan, for fuck's sake! The girl joined the army and learned mad martial arts skills! Who wouldn't want to play as her?

I've always heard to avoid books and toys from places like Dollar Tree especially for kids that still mouth things. I don't know how true this is but my kid is 5 and we still refrain from buying toys from dollar stores - except for Whoopie cushions. We go through those pretty fast.

Um... Jasmine had a motherfucking tiger....

I know right... She was a badass in her own right before she married that oaf!

My kids are obsessed with this video game, so I've been hearing about it ad nauseum for a couple months now. My biggest peeve is that they are calling Elastigirl Mrs. Incredible. My boys don't think much of that idea either.