"I still see too many muthafuckin' snakes on this muthafuckin' plane!"~RuPaul

I don't know what I've done to deserve this.

Do you have any literature on this Euphoric Logic system you gatekeep that you could send me?

I don't think Matt Lauer knows how to properly tuck.

Hey Og *hic*, hold me fermented fruit and watch this! ::CRASH::

How did this happen you ask? These guys know.

I might argue that is how it got there in the first place.....prehistoric rednecks.

Lets hope there arent any renegade boy scout leaders in the area:

So it's stuck between a rock and a hard place?

Featuring voice-over by Jack Black and a score by Metallica.

Definitely notable but entirely geologically plausible. Glacial retreat sloughs off a granite burr and it tumbles into a fissure and gets lodged. Sorry to be so cynical but I just subjected myself to half an episode of Ancient Aliens that made my Occam's Razor cry and am on speculative idiocy overload.

Would you believe that that rock flew up there under it's own power?

Didn't think so. Okay everyone, gather around, here's what really happened. It's like this; watch the birdie...

Looks like a bengal to me. They're beautiful to look at but from the hours of bengal-admiring I've done, they seem a handful.

OH GOD THE CUTENESS

I see what you did there.

I'd walk on it, but I don't have the stones.

How did this happen?

Without the context, your pretty much thinking this:

And the moment I step upon it, it will fall. It doesn't matter that many, many people have done it before. It will fall for me.

Make sure you keep the boy scouts away from it or else it won't be there for much longer.