THAT IS BECAUSE I AM HELPFUL

I still don't buy he "accidentally" gave up his parental rights. I think he had no problem giving them up and refusing to pay child support when he thought his ex was going to be a single parent to their child. When he found out their child was put up for adoption, THEN he wanted her back. He stated multiple times…

Don't really feel now the best time for a snarky comment or reference, loss of life and homes is always terrible. The island rising up out of the sea is interesting though and reminds me of stories of mysterious new lands.

Spend more time around unpleasant men. You'll find them quickly enough.

I don't really disagree with any of that, since it all just amounts to be nice to people and treat them equally — stuff everyone agrees with, but many struggle to do in their day-to-day lives. But any man who needs Jezebel or NY magazine to tell them how to be a man should throw himself off a cliff.

That ought to be something people explain when they are surprised. "Rasputin's Pickled Penis! I did not see that coming!"

ya know, some women are genetically blessed and have 'rubber band bodies'. Some of us ::cough:: me::, aren't. Doesn't make one better or worse, just the way your body IS.

BOOM.

I always assumed that this guy's sign was meant to spur the many Irish people with the surname Moran into taking a long hard look at themselves.

Ok, leave the cat brains ALONE people!

Today I had ice cream after lunch. I'm like a white lady Malcolm X— aggressively leading a deeply necessary subversive movement to eat ice cream when you want. Literally just like Malcolm X. It only takes one person, y'all. God, I'm so fucking heroic.

I work in government at the state level and am have always kept close attention to federal politics. But in the last couple of years not even I have to stomach to follow it anymore. It just feels utterly hopeless. Corruption is completely out of control on both sides of the isle, and that's not widely known because…

You make some good points. There is definitely some terrible Islamophobia on that thread but on the other hand there's a lot of people who seem to say that people on the outside of a culture can never have an opinion on it. That's ridiculous. By that standard Americans had no business commenting on the Apartheid…

"How would Native Americans feel if someone showed up did a few sun dances, slept in a tee pee and then claims to be a navajo warrior or something?"

Actually, you're incorrect. Given that one billion people all over the world are Muslim, and assuming half of those billion are women, I find it really hard to believe that your'e able to make such a stark generalization about all of them. It would be similar to equating all Christians to the Westboro Baptist Church.

Here, you dropped this:

"a few sun dances, slept in a tee pee and then claims to be a navajo warrior"

I rolled my eyes the first time I saw that headline here on Jez. Good to know my bullshit meter is still finely calibrated.