she bent over to rub her buttocks against Robin Thicke's groin which caused him to have a slight erection which can be easily noticed through his pants.

So.....you afraid of the dark ?.......

Well, never mind then.

First musical guest: Diva Plavalaguna!

How about the Ruby Rod Variety Hour? I'd actually watch that. Maybe.

I would absolutely watch Tim Curry doing makeovers.

Charlie Jane! You just spoiled the 2015 Network Fall Preview!

I would rather watch Pintel and Ragetti than see another Pirates sequel.

Visually, maybe... Scriptwise? Not so much.

What is with the inability to believe that it can be both reasons? Or many reasons?

Everything in life is complicated. No individual is all good or all bad. The last paragraph sums it up very well.

Guys, unrelated but Hillary Clinton is in my town tonight and I'll be working with her tomorrow... my first day back from maternity leave. Feeling a little like having a nervous breakdown/ very very excited. That is all.

I have nothing worthy to add to the discussion, so

Needs a touch more editing.

Isn't kissing or grabbing a stranger considered assault?

What should be the collective noun for a group of IO9 commenters? A fuss of commenters? A cry of commenters? A cloud? A sleuth? A clutter? A zeal? A mob? A scurry? A marvel? An understatement?

Wait - people don't know you don't eat dairy products that have ballooned up packaging?

BRING BACK THE PALE.

Wow, your friend is a jerk who deserves to wake up alone.

I'm glad the studios edited out the Director's Cut ending. It was a bummer.