13 years ago, Im pretty sure some people said that the segway would take care of that problem ;)

FUCK YOU. These companies make record profits and huge amounts for their shareholders (look at Chipotle's share price sometime if you want a nice shock) and can't afford to pay their front line workers a living wage?

psst

Sure this isn't someone's plushie?

Approves.

Tasty, tasty abomination...

llama

"EW"

I keep looking through the photos but all I can hear is a little voice in the back of my head saying "This will not end well".

I have started doing this and it is so much fun! People expect you to ramble on and on and when you don't, when you make a definitive statement and then just let the silence creep in it is AWESOME. It takes some training though, and the ability to be ok with silence.

"I'm not saying there are times to speak less because you're a woman"

Just when I thought it couldn't get worse.

meanwhile, a black woman gets 30 years for firing a warning shot.

What? How is this even possible? Is the State Attorney filing a complaint against the judge? Can citizens file complaints???

I'm trying to pinpoint my exact emotions over this story. Let me see, let me see... hmmmm... oh I know...

Boy.

It's really a shame how disastrous these rapes can be for the rapists. Rambold, the Steubenville guys, the Michigan football player — it practically ruins their lives.

Maybe it would be better if they didn't, you know, rape people.

Repeat after me: Adults ALWAYS have the responsibility not to sexually exploit children, no matter what. NO MATTER WHAT. What is so difficult about that?

This is fantastic. Do our requests have to be confined to fashion? Can we help each other find other stuff?

In this case, more than any - relevant.

You know, if they ever start living long enough to realize what dicks we are to them, we're gonna be in soooooooooooo much trouble.

Hi, we're your shapeshifting, camouflage using, hyperintelligent, and above all, "owners of 75% of the earths livable area" neighbors. And, um, we need to 'talk'.....