Darling, there are rednecks everywhere. Note Putin in Russia and his shirtless fishing, shooting, bear wrestling, etc. Pure redneck.

I didn't know there were rednecks in the UK.

So what she's trying to sell is after the Stig took the cake out for a test drive.

Don't mock her cake — she's marrying the Stig. They say he's a secret collector of sweater fuzz, and that he was born with a silver gear shift in his mouth.

WHO HAS THIS MUCH MONEY?!

I am the only one buying the cheaper of the two bags of incredibly cheap lentils by the end of the month?!

The core is entirely filled with antimatter sharks.

I don't see it.

Sidebar Personal Story: Tealights are miniature death traps.

In addition, the groups say it is inappropriate for schoolchildren to see the protests and graphic signs associated with a clinic performing abortions.

I pay taxes. Why do I have to have it fund the military or the fund to blame immigrants for all of our problems or whatever they are doing to prop up horrible corporations and rich people I hate? As a taxpayer, why can't I elect that it is used for contraception? Why is that such a problem? I'd rather pay for poor…

10 bucks say these women were born into upper middle class households where they started off life with huge advantages most people will never have - and think they got themselves where they are by pulling themselves up by their bootstraps. I mean, stilettos.

I believe insomnia has its roots in evolutionary biology. Some of us had to stay awake to throw rocks at the hyenas.

I use this:

Awful Dwarf reminds me of Bender.

Also makes the song, "My Milkshakes bring all the boys to the Yard" a far more campy favorite.

One thing's for sure —- when the wizard hands out hearts and brains, it's going to be a lot ickier!

I just read the bit about 'the yard' to my husband. He said, 'That's a bit optimistic, isn't it?'

...performing a peritoneal lavage anymore!

"As with sounds, so with colors. At each end of the solar spectrum the chemist can detect the presence of what are known as 'actinic' rays. They represent colors—integral colors in the composition of light—which we are unable to discern. The human eye is an imperfect instrument; its range is but a few octaves of the…

police have no jurisdiction inside the colony