Mine used to get a little testy when I wanted to go home a specific way and not through the dark, barely lit park even with him there. Yes, you did Judo 15 years ago, but that's not going to help as much as you think.
Tractorchick
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The cat stays on that thing AND wears the shark costume? Holy shit. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?
Oh, I have been told I'm straight up scary. I took it as a complement because that means I am powerful, and you are weak. MUAHAHAHA! I can see how it would be annoying though, but I do think coming off as someone that is not to be messed with is a really, really good thing.
It reminds me of Barbara Ehrenreich's response to a breast cancer diagnosis. She was given crayons and paper to "draw out" her emotions from her diagnosis. Mind, you she was in her 50s. To paraphrase, she was like WTF??!??! I think she said something like, "What do men get after a cancer diagnosis? Action figures…
It's racist against Oompa-Loompas!
Good for Ebony.
Lube.
I'm black and I buy mad sunblock cuz skin cancer runs in my family.
I think my favorite part of this "scandal" is the armchair makeup artists that come out of the woodwork, "She is OBVIOUSLY wearing clear mascara here!" You really don't know, some people have naturally dark, thick eyelashes that literally look like mascara/liner even when there is none (hello, Nestor Carbonell), some…
I'm sure the life-pairing will proceed with the usual smooth running efficiency government agencies are famous for.
"...her period, which is a type of bitch infection that women get in their underpants."
It's true that the victim in question had a rough life: she was sexually molested multiple times as a child and raped by an uncle who fed her tons of hard drugs. She should've made better choices.
A really gross, disturbing way to describe a girl who is "pure" like Little Miss Muffet apparently was? The fact that he accidentally said Muffin instead of Muffet says everything.
Children cannot consent to sex with adults, and inmates cannot consent to sex with guards. The law is pretty cut-and-dried on this.
1. Slight correction - it's not her attorneys that are arguing she's responsible, it's the parish attorneys making that argument. I only point that out because
There's a vast difference between being skinny, and being healthy and/or fit. I've been both- so don't try to play that card, son. When I was modeling, I didn't dare try to do any kind of a workout- gaining even a tiny amount of muscle bulk would put me over a size 3. It was extremely unhealthy. Now, at 5'8" or…
i'm always that bleeding heart hippy who plays devil's advocate in cases like this. i talk about how pedophiles are almost always molested as children or how even the most hard hearted people should be met with compassion and opportunities for redemption. i go on long rants about how destigmatizing mental illness and…
Days never got shorter. Days turned into nights. Nights turned into days. The years turned into eternity."
Tractorchick here...I'll do ya one better. I'll run 'em over while wearing my $13 Kirkland men's 34/34 jeans. (BTW, in women's sizes, that translates to about a women's 14- but I could just as easily wear one of my size 16 Jones New York dresses from the Ross, to do the job.)