Yes. This, precisely.

That. Was. Awesome.

"Every few minutes there's a stately shot of a crag or a gully, even as the movie's story develops at the pace of soil erosion. The very landscape mocks your foolish expectation of fun."

No, no, they don't mind if we wear the maribou slippers with the high heels! You know, the ones that match our bunny ears....

I curtsy in your direction, Madame. Well done!

I do believe I've lost a friend over this one. Thanks, creepy anti-choicers. Great semantics. Double-plus-good, assholes.

I have a 9-year-old boy, and he's a really good kid. However, I hear things from him, ON A REGULAR BASIS, about other kids who are not- and it's terrifying. I agree with you- this stuff is terribly common. I'm grateful that my boy's an active agent for deterring this stuff- he's a tough, smart, decent kid with an…

Thank you- I *knew* such a list had to be out there, but didn't know where to look. Knowledge is power.

Wow. That's taking scrapbooking to an all-new level....

Some of it does harken back to the 80's. And those models need to eat something. BUT- the shapes to those pieces would work on a wide variety of body types, and I love the clean lines- thumbs up!

*Hee hee* There's a Presbyterian church at the edge of my neighborhood that has had their readerboard saying "Live so full that that Westboro Baptist Church pickets you!" I don't go to their church, but am becoming ever more fond of those Presbyterians!

It's because no one feeds them. Poor things.

You forgot the part about the domestic, non-microbrew beer. Lots of it. We're talkin' Miller Time, all the time. And using the bottles for ashtrays. Better yet, as spittoons!

Yep! Teh Kittehs will save us! :)

+1 for Penny! :)

*Tee hee* Yep. Tigers, and grizzlies. Some major similarities in technique....

Oh fuckity-fuck FUCK. REALLY?! When you consider the fact that a large portion of NM's population is Native American, and then factor in the estimates for rape in the Native population...yet another big F.U. to Native women! Niiiiice.

Wait, he's a real person? I always thought that he was one of Will Farrell's sketch characters....

Oh, no, that's not your imagination.Even the regular-sized ones, when angry, really are dangerous- those wings CAN break a nose. (Ask me how I know!) And geese. A flock of geese that's decided that you are a threat? THEY WILL WIN. Best watch-"dogs" on the planet, geese are.

Thank you! This *is* awesome, and how great is it that the author is offering them up free? You have made my day- I curtsy in your direction, Stephan, for sharing this!