With the blunt knife, of course!

Ah, but it explains so very, very much, doesn't it?

Intelligent, uncontrollable women MUST be gay. It's the only way for certain kinds of men to cope! LMAO

Huh! It's Subaru Foresters, here! That, and vintage Volkswagen buses.

Four years ago, I was an at-home mom looking for a job. In the final week before I became employed, I'd passed all of the screening and security clearance mumbo-jumbo that it takes to get a job with the TSA, and was in the final phase to complete my hiring process, and had even scheduled my final interview. Then, in a…

Erm, not be all Sweeney Todd or anything, but...is that a human foot, behind the Butcher's cleaver? Kinda...suspicious, isn't it?

I wish you were teaching at my sons' school! We've had to have a lot of discussions about some pretty heavy issues on which our boys were being incorrectly (in my view, anyway) instructed, by both peers and teachers alike. There are days that I really worry that their father's and my voices will not be enough.

I'm sorry. That's so sad. Friends don't let friends watch FOX, but there's not much that you can do about family....

We've got a similar store here- love it soooo much! I weave handmade rugs, and it's the BEST place to pick up t-shirts for "tarn", at 25-cents apiece. We've also scored designer luggage, some rare books and records....there are many wonders to behold, at the thrift outlets!

That thar's some funny stuff- what about that deal with Bush being the guy that everyone wanted to have a beer with? Really, ya can't get more "common appeal" than that!

You're correct, it isn't new- but the crap that used to be said was somewhat more abstract. It generally didn't involve emails accusing peoples' mothers of bestiality, or watermelons in the White House garden and suchlike. 100 years ago, the criticisms had a tendency to be more along the lines of editorial cartoons.

It does rather seem that they'd have us think that cooking our own food is going to land us on the Darwin Awards list, doesn't it?

Well, I'm 41, so I guess I'm officially "antiqued". In my lifetime, I've never seen the degree of animosity that we're seeing now, nor this degree of disrespect. A couple of decades ago, this type of pugilism was performed with witticisms and much, much more subtlety. It's become less gloved and a whole lot trashier.…

*Giggle* Sorry, can't afford gas- literally riding a bicycle to work, and supporting two kids and an at-home dad. I've got a really nifty lighter, though.

I did, thank you! It's even better! But sadly, she's still not fully in the frame....

That was painfully well-written. If I were not at work, I would be sobbing openly. Thank you, Mr. Gaiman. My heart hurts all over again.

What a happy, happy picture! I just wish I could see more detail on the blue dress- the details that can be seen are soooo neat!

This. This is why I love Jezebel so very, very much!

Sing it, sister! :D

Does sort of bring to mind the "So easy a caveman can do it!" thing, dunnit?