As far as I can tell, nobody had sex, right? I haven't clicked on any of the links. Terry actually whipped out his penis and came on unwilling participants. Not the same thing at all.

Contractually, Craig Ferguson has the "right of first refusal." Letterman himself (who owns Ferguson's show) saw to that. Ferguson would need to pass before anyone else could be considered. Why all the wild speculation?

Well with this TweetBeat I have learned that Skyler Grey is not the same person as either Skyler Day or Sasha Grey.

You know what they say, once you get that first taste of island ownership...you just can't stop.

I agree with her 100%! I mean, she's married and is still in love with the first man she ever loved. She must know what she's talking about. Wait...

First of all, obnoxious copy-editin' me came to correct you to "spittin' image," but then I read this: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2010-12-22/fea…

Actually, parts of the UK use 'mom' as well (primarily the West Midlands). Americans can't claim the credit for that one! We still spell 'armour' correctly though! YOU'LL PRISE OUR UNNECESSARY Us FROM OUR COLD, DEAD HANDS![/snottybrit]

So crafty, our Nick. I should tell him my secret trick for getting free water from the water fountain.

Those freaking little girls. Dying of cuteness.

I love Michaela Watkins on the Trophy Wife and that tweet makes me think she might be just as fun/eccentric in real life.

Is it possible that she's saying that SJP had an egg donor?

To be fair, her dog did die this week. :( That kind of hurt crosses all boundaries of wealth, position, privilege, etc.

They change it. Once I saw a shitty tabloid at a news-stand in London and it was a picture of Jennifer Anniston right after Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie announced she was pregnant for the first time and it was like, 'Jen says she's well chuffed for Brad!' and I kept thinking, Jennifer Anniston did not fucking say she…

I knew Nick Cannon was a troll, but I didn't realize he was the worst kind: the kind who thinks he invented the concept.

Interesting. Do you like movies?

I know it's fun to just make up theories and state them as fact, but a number of studies show that couples that exhibit traditionally male and female roles don't work well at all.

STAHP!

She'd be great at it, but it would threaten Archer, so I can't endorse it.

I think his replacement might be Connan.

Aisha Tyler.