And you are 100% certain she doesn't have an invisible disability how exactly? Are you her physician? Therapist? Psychiatrist?

I dunno, my doctor's office only seems to want me to fax stuff to them. I needed some papers signed, so they told me to fax it. I said "Give me your email address and I'll scan it and email it to you." So they did. Doc signs the paperwork, and they call and say "We can mail it or fax it." I said "Can't you scan it in…

Yeah, it seems like a bad idea. Most people who are willing to eat fast food breakfast at all like McDonald's offerings, and all the ads in the world aren't going to get them to switch to slightly-less-tasty food of the same type sold elsewhere. If they'd tried to do something original, they might have found a niche…

Cheesy gordita crunches still exist, they're just not on the menu. TB secret menu! (it's so sad I know this)

Because 'Murrica. Need to keep our breakfast as un-furrin' as possible.

I know. I had assumed they were going to do some sort of fast food version of a Tex-Mex breakfast. Instead...they just, what, tried to do what McDonald's already does disgustingly and successfully?

What I don't get is why they went for straight up eggs, bacon, sausage, and hasbrown breakfast. One of my favorite places to get breakfast is a local Mexican restaurant. I looooove eggs and beans together. What an easy vegetarian burito! They already have all of the ingredients. They could easily sell an egg and…

I love how bitchy McDonald's tweet was. Well played, Ghost of Ray Croc.

Two words - Bambo Obaro.

SCARJO can suck it. Go slurp down the blood of Palestinians murdered for their homes that the SODA STREAM factory was built on top of.

Maybe she will stand at a Forever 21 and rap as people buy crop tops.

What does it even mean to be performing at a music festival with a clothing store?

Wait, but didn't Channing Tatum marry his Step Up co-star? Mate, I don't want to raise your hopes but it sounds like this totally works on him! Possibly only for dance movies.

Haha, I love how Lena Dunham has an answer for the question "When did you realize your were straight?" "When I found myself disappointed with my attraction to men." This is brilliant. <3 her.

That's why I could never be an actor.

I'm legitimately bummed that I'm not in the Step Up movies. I'd be more than happy for Christopher Scott to choreograph me.