Ciara and Lala look like they could be twins, or sisters at the very least.

Does this mean Americans can pronounce Irish names now?

I would have paid you not to post that about Cavallari and Cutler. You realize once known, that cannot be unlearned, right?

Actually…

Whatever your sickest, most twisted sexual fantasy, it's PG-13 material compared to the shit that goes on in his head.

Can someone tell me why it's so important to keep a controlling, sexist, unsupportive, selfish man in your life? It's really not the most critical thing in life and, in fact, only makes life more miserable.

Miss Piggy and Kermit done it better

I wonder if Claire Danes thinks to herself, on occasion, "I was the one supposed to win the Oscar. Me."

So many selfies, I forgot what I was going to say about the ones up top. Pretty sure I was coveting someone's velvet sunglasses.

Why stop there?

As an aside, Lindy's new avatar is soooo cute!

I think the main reason people are surprised about Clooney's new girl is not because she's intelligent, but rather, that every woman he has dated up until now has been some sort of cocktail waitress working the day shift at an off the strip Las Vegas bar who dreams of one day working as a bikini model.

-Ugh.

Thank you Joe Pardavila. THAT is how you apologize. Rest of the celebrity/media/public official world please take note.

I'm a twenty-something that would love to date Johnny Depp, but it still really bums me out that Johnny Depp is dating a twenty-something.

They're protesting Lorde? Don't they have that Fuckface Fred Phelps funeral to plan or something? Is he dead yet?

"It's official ya'll! @jamielynnspears is now Mrs. James Watson!"