That tweet makes my day though.

jfc, shut up NFL, and pay some taxes while you're at it.

How about we collectively tell this tax-free billion dollar organization to go fuck itself?

A while ago, someone asked Victoria Beckham in an interview if it bothered her that people talk shit about David having such a soft voice. She was like, "Uh, I saw him get out of the shower this morning and I couldn't stop staring. Have you all seen him? Who cares about his voice??"

The statement I hated (on local UK news) was that she may have killed herself because she wanted to get married and have children, which Jagger didn't want. Seriously, that's the best someone could come up with?!? A successful woman in her late 40's. Maybe, that could very well be it but sometimes there are loads of…

Not only is Eva Longoria a successful businesswoman, she is also an extremely gifted political operative. She was co-chair of OFA 2012, and it was NOT a throwaway "ceremonial" spot for a celebrity. She works hard and is competent as hell. She's a hell of a fundraiser and a really gifted speaker as a campaign surrogate.

Now I'm trying to imagine how I'm going to angle my bed so that it gets the maximum amount of sunshine, that way I can just throw off the covers and let'er soak in some rays first thing in the morning. ***cue Peer Gynt***

Carbona red wine stain remover is the most magical substance invented since penicillin.

My Crystal Healer told me my balls should get more fluorescent lighting so now I dont wear pants in Costco.

Thanks to you Lindy, and the Jez copy editors, for emphasizing L'Wren's own accomplishments and professional reputation BEFORE her status as Mick Jagger's girlfriend... unlike too many other news reports. (Would be surprised if it was otherwise, so really just a nod of appreciation.) Another reminder that we can never…

I'm disappointed by the caftan. I was hoping for something longer, more flowing, more Dynasty if you will. Go Fug Yourself would be sorely disappointed.

Fuck suicide. I lost a relative to it as a child. Last year, I lost a lover to it. When I see news about a famous person ending their own life, I always think of him. Of course, I think of him a lot anyway.

That's his publicist, wearing an absolutely awful dress.

My best friend got me the Olivia Pope wine glass from Crate & Barrel for Christmas, which is so much fun to drink out of while you watch. Also, I couldn't tell if that "buzzing sound" was in the show or if it was just my tinnitus. Awesome.

After a certain age, ten extra pounds tends to look way healthier than ten too few pounds. I like to tell myself that this age is 22.

So... is there any doubt that Josh Malina stole Scott Foley's phone to tweet that?