I Never Wish To See This Lady's Mouth Appendage Again.

Only reason I watched. I needed a good sob and empathy is my thing.

You have. She is now a 'ledge', as we say in Inglaterra.

Looks a beaut. Tear-jerking. Ditto Bonfire. Oh Tommy Tom Toms, why such turkeys.

so your mind substituted "film" for "rom-com" :)

I'm pissed at him for only having made one decent rom-com in his career (maybe 1.5 if you count Splash, which I'm not sure I do. And I'm certainly not counting You've Got Mail).

"Don't 'settle' regarding the person you want to 'settle down' with"?

SMG made me more nervous to watch than RW, which I couldn't have imagined. Is it David Kelley, that he so enjoyed that Ally McBeal/high-strung female trope that he encouraged her; or is it that comedy isn't her forte and she's relying on an audience enjoying that performance of neurosis?

That's almost frightfully Bill Murray of her.

I can't read this article due to its tl;dr-ness (and due to my general feelings towards the author whom I felt was unnecessarily snide to me when I questioned the taste of another editor who'd mocked a presumably rather challenged/vulnerable individual who'd gone missing)...pause for breath...but I wonder that more…

I'm too scared.

I could imagine someone as she, who had begun her career as someone wanting to champion women as powerful and so forth, not feeling so psyched about sharing this with anyone, let alone the world, let alone at that time, and let alone when it's a benchmark of women's victimization.

Jung would say: hello! projection much, Miley-poo (paraphrase, maybe).

It's always made me squint, this notion of him being Woody's progeny. And I'm the one who believes Harry is Charles' kid. (He looks like Philip/Earl Spencer is a ginge/don't question me).

Eh. Noodie boobies caught by *scurrilous pap bests that.

Ooh, understandable. Let him not near me, neither, for my tail it doth wag for such lusty loquaciousness (I mean the "smooth" part of the definition, not the garrulous synonym, but then you knew that). #wordnerdsunite

'Contumacious'? You go, gurl (I'm assuming). But then, Boris Johnson used the word philoprogenitive on Letterman, and I crushed on him instantly, so it may not matter who or what you are when it comes to long words and their effect on me.

'Contumacious'? You go, gurl (I'm assuming). But then, Boris Johnson used the word philoprogenitive on Letterman, and I crushed on him instantly, so it may not matter who or what you are when it comes to long words and their effect on me.

Kate Dries, I want to love you but your Tweet Beats are so long and all over the place and crazy-making.

Tangent: In say, 2000, when Kevin Spacey went on a press tour to say that he "wasn't gay", I consequently constructed a crush on him, and an almost-kind friend pointed out, "That's because he'll later claim he's bi as a qualifier, because he probably has been with a woman at least once. Also, Trace, your gaydar is…