Yet it's so much worse in the other direction.

I read 'Heidi' and naturally thought of Klum first, because why wouldn't I? Then shook my head a little bit thinking it was both a weird tweet given the circumstances and yet a sweet tweet considering he's the daddy of her babies and then <Lucille Ball disappointed ugggg noise>

Oh no...they're baaaaack.

Also the Ewan McGregor/Pierce Brosnan movie he made a few years ago.

well, have you seen the pink panda, the rinky-dink panda (days late, dolares short)

Alec Baldwin, also. Self-professed as Jack Donaghy.

Look what you've made me look up (from the same interview) ~ both laughter and tears. Made him *almost* cry. I actually did. Didn't help that I was listening to Carly Simon sing 'You Are My Sunshine' at the time.

OHNO! Oh Conan...that is devastating. I'd heard of Stephen Fry speaking of his (and quite recent) similar struggles. But that is so bleak. Poor ginger, poor love!

I feel like there used to a flow, a poetry, if you will (and you will not, perhaps) to the Tweet Beat. And now: so many uninteresting, barely-worthy-to-be-posted once by the original tweeter, let alone repeated here. And no rhythm, no sense of progression or continuity as there used to be? /solamente yo?

I remember an interview after he'd essentially fired himself from The Tonight Show and he just looked shattered, a shell of a man, slumped, aged, ragged. And he'd made - what - from the fallout? $30M? Poor dude (sincerely, I mean I empathise, psychologically).

He lived in my bldg in NYC in 2003-4, and always seemed like such a serious dude - always in his head, businessy, tight smiles in the lobby. But he had a beautiful Golden Retriever, so that more than made up for it.

I think I'm more confused by the fact that he's getting married this year to his girlfriend of 6 years or so...why is this a conversation for him/the interview? Why is it phrased in the hypothetical present tense?

How could you omit:

Interesting Olivia Munn storyline on Newsroom, if you're watching.

Whoa. There's a docu about him? I'm still sad about the Tonight Show and wished he'd toughed it out and stayed put. It was his dream (wasn't it? Or am I romanticising?), and I just wanted him to have the patience and to allow the NBC execs to have been the turds they are without incident on his part.

This New-World-dwelling Brit thinks you people are geniuses for your pb&j invention. And I'm dithering about whether I should admit that today I wore a pb&j tchotchke necklace from Etsy. (However, get your pb out of any c (chocolate), because, blech, that is too much heavy, sticky, denseness.)

SUCH a unique and original question there, Adrienne Curry. Did you only just think that up and all by yourself? Good grief, what a doddery old chestnut of an observation. (Also, there are upper MTV and VH1 channels on the cable box that play nothing but vids, but they are also interspersed by near-constant and…

While I was far too mature, then or now, to enjoy *NSync when they were initially a thing, I feel that this song was written by JC (ostensibly about Bobbie Thomas?) *no idea really *who are they, even *are they like The Stones?

Egads. Why oh why did I forget about her when choosing this nom de burner?