I mean obvs. With a name like Jesus, he’s gotta be Mexican, right?

NOTHING! (because they belong to the club)

How much do ya wanna bet he greys his hair? (Really, this is a thing young (male) lawyers do to be taken seriously).

I’m curious to know what Teslas would do for heat when the ambient temperature drops below the range in which a heat pump can function, especially if parked at a location where they can’t be plugged in.

And / or: http://www.actblue.com

I do it all the time. Between that and autocorrect, it’s amazing that I can communicate at all.

I’m waiting for the day when Ochre Ogre really screws the pooch and gets a public letter of reprimand signed by every living former president, plus zombie Ronald Reagan.

“ex-Presidents typically avoid criticizing their predecessor”

I’m allergic to paisley. Do you know a good lawyer?

Pole Vault, Trebuchet, whatever the hell these things are:

Churchill had better hair.

That’s Marjory Merriweather Post Close Hutton Davies May to you.

Unlike the other simpletons in the Trump administration, Carson seems to acknowledge his limitations.

Huh. I remember that he spoke slowly, and had exactly the same accent as Dinah Shore, but I guess I wasn’t so judgy about nuculur back then.

Carter said nuculur?

I might, if it was from Jack Poet Volkswagen.

“Besides that, he won’t be stopping our conversion to alternative energy sources.”... we hope.

He may have been elected legally, but he does not have a popular mandate.

Best fuel efficiency of any non-diesel non-hybrid. But they really blew it with the chassis. Good geometry and decent bushings/dampers don’t cost any more. If they had gotten that right, I could have some enthusiasm. As it is? nah.

By contrast, the Volt seems to have escaped that fate. A technological moonshot was finally followed through with decent execution, and further upgraded for its second generation.