He discussed the possibility of surrogacy with two subordinates. It’s a touchy enough subject to discuss with a close friend. Discussing it with someone who can fire you...

I second what 7890 says, and only add that vision going all Picasso in one eye only definitely sounds migrainey. Please enjoy your (relative?) lack of pain on my behalf.

Even the candied ginger (Mmmm. Candy!) can do the trick sometimes.

Helpful hint: get at least three weeks worth of pill boxes. That way you don’t have to do the refill ritual every week, you have more flexibility about when you do it, and you’re equipped to go away for a while. Also, if you run out of something, you find out well in advance.

Technically, the ring is a public toll road, but yeah.

True, but Nixon instigated the Republican “southern strategy”, Reagan institutionalized “trickle down” economics, and both ratfucked their way into the presidency.

Technically, the Nurburgring is a public toll road, but yes, you are correct, it is a track. I only wanted to point out that its crack-ups are equally spectacular.

Hush, you.

Fox news, the Mercers, the Kochs, the Adelsons, Roger Stone, Karl Rove, Nixon, Reagan, Bush & Bush happened to this country.

I do not know Alabama, but why do I suspect that some are refusing to vote for Jones because he prosecuted those klansmen?

The constable was baffled! Canadians always follow direction by police!

When your usual habitat is the soft vegetation around the borders of marshes, suburban ring roads and parking lots must be some otherworldly shit.

Europe sees our cars&coffee and raises us one Nurburgring.

“trump has been trying to get anyone to attack us”...

And all those deplorables who think they’re oppressed by the Federal government?

And to think all these years I’ve been failing in the wrong direction.

On the other hand: If it looks like Pence is guilty too, and the polling for the 2018 elections shows a likely shift in control of the House, the Republicans might seize the opportunity to impeach Trump themselves so they can get Ryan into the Whitehouse, rather than leaving it to the Democrats, resulting in a Pelosi…

Alternatively: nah!

Nothing elevates a conversation like blood libel!

NEVER apologize for being pedantic!