Cancer in 2017!

Regrettably, Ms. Jones is always ignored. Because she’s usually right, and reality is not “balanced”

It’s not like golden showers are actually illegal or anything.

You can be sure that if Roberts fucks up the script THIS time, Trump won’t know enough to correct him.

A“soft sensuality,” and a “poetic cadence,” He’ll get back to work softly, sensually, poetically.

It’s the only way we’ll ever get another FDR.

No no no. It was the 24 hour Ebola.

Poor Marla. Couldn’t she have STAYED there?

Oh god the hair. I mean, he’s reached the age where being balding is perfectly normal and respectable. Just go with it, already. His conspicuous denialism about the most trivial things should be astonishingly embarrassing to anyone with any self-awareness at all.

I was hoping for the next three to be sufficient.

See also, “Almost History” by Christopher Bram, though set in the Carter presidency.

That’s HORRIBLE!

Absolutely!

Indeed, why not Al Franken?

What you did there...

Which of these will fund my very important studies of Lunar Hostility?

...or else they cite our concern as proof of our poor character. “Just get over it already!!”

In which case, he really should try a new strategy, because he was doing the same thing (“I’ll do the most egregiously objectionable thing I can think of”) to try to lose the election, and it didn’t work.

I swear it was in self-defence.

The vast majority of attacks levelled at Trump will not be unfair.