Or when I’m gettin busy late at night.

They could have called it a latinized version of The Valley of New Man:

The best proverbs are Haitian.

How about the VR5?

That’s what I was thinking:

I mean, who doesn’t?

Judean Peoples’ Front has one.

The real Trump lies just beneath the surface, ready to explode at any moment like the festering boil that he is. burst through your chest like a baby alien.

Take every position to get every vote.

True. “Good job knife nuts” just wouldn’t cut it.

Kittens and ballons? Is this a new Mr. Burlescock we’re seeing?

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce.

He’s made lots of sacrifices already.

I always wait for affirmative consent before fucking a van. Or any motorized vehicle, for that matter.

Not mine. I’m in Ontario.

Also worth noting is that electricity in Quebec is really cheap.

How about climate control settings named after real climates? “winter wonderland”, “dust storm”, “land of the pharaohs”...

Edible steering wheel, chrome fenderdents, star-studded mudguards, and factory air-conditioned air from our fully factory equipped, air-conditioned factory.