Rover once thought they might make a mini that was small.

I’m not sure how I see what you did there.

Also, plus, once your success as a mogul of pissed-on cars become widely known (which it will, because you hired a publicist), you can run for President, based only on your obvious entrepreneurial skills, and your notoriety.

I wonder if there are any nearby bodies of water large enough for it to reload. (if it weren’t already retired)

Ah. Thanks. Guess I’m the clueless one this time.

I love how, while with most cars you lift the engine out of the car, with VWs you lift the car off the engine.

Centrally isolated.

State College is not near Pittsburgh. It’s not near anywhere, really.

$5.00 Large Burritos for the whole first week of May!

I don’t remember where I heard this, so please bear in mind that it might be complete hooey, but what I heard is that in any given field, some turbines are optimized for higher wind speeds, but remain at “rest” during normal winds.

As a Jehovah’s Witness? Ugh.

The early ‘90s swift was a Suzuki. The mid 2000's “swift” was a re-badged Daewoo Khalos. Which is far worse than a Hyundai.

But only if you lived on LawnGuyLand.

Hint #2: It’s not a Packard.

...not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Am I the only one who thinks the Spirit of Ecstasy looks like she’s been punched in the gut?

Boaty McDockface.

Both of them!

And still they want us to celebrate their heroism.