I’m wondering if these fires aren’t really caused by a flammable mixture of generous insurance policies and economic downturn.

I will admit to having the same thought. Am I becoming a moderate? Yikes!

Okay, I’m arguing with someone who thinks hormones don’t affect behaviour. I’m out of here.

Um, busloads of feminizing hormones?

The threat of women being assaulted by transwomen in public bathrooms IS overwhelmingly imaginary in my world, and yours.

Jim Crow was also rationalized as protecting (white) women from “assault”.

Undeniably awkward, but the trunks were truly immense.

If they were new Volkswagens, I’d believe you.

Say hello to Marion Morrison:

Future monument to the Cruz administration?

In contrast to a muscle car, using “ludicrous mode” repeatedly in a Tesla carries an important disincentive: loss of range. I suspect this is why the Teslas I have seen tend to be quite conservatively driven, despite their astounding capabilities.

I came away from that with boo-boo on my pinky finger.

We’ve had a woman on our currency since about 1953.

How about Bruce Jenner? (whoops)

My car, post-moose.

well, yeah, for a start.

With a moose, there’s a good chance you wouldn’t even see it. If you have your low beams on due to oncoming traffic, the cut-off of the beam only illuminates the (dark, hairy) legs which can easily blend into the background.

Meese.

Hatchback sedan:

True. Plus... Frunk!